No thanks, I am a Brooklands type of guy

I can’t think of a single model customized by Mansory that I find an improvement over the original design.

I genuinely don’t understand the trend to use carbon fiber in luxury automotive interiors. It’s UGLY, it’s a stupid plastic. Literal fibers of charcoal you’re so proudly displaying in the most prominent, visible elements of a car that could’ve been so much better suited by some open pore wood, fancily stitched leather…

Ooo a Nissan Navara...

Nah, just the beatdown. No hospital for a fucknugget like this guy, not right now. 

I’ve said it before, but it clearly bears repeating:

Of course 7 year loans are here to stay.

I had this poster on my wall as a kid.

On a related note, here’s a more refined take on wall art. You just need a really big wall.

Sorry., I read that wrong. On, not in, of course. My bad.

So where’s the 100th anniversary edition of machine tools?

I meant the one with the auto.

2020-1960=100?

The 80 year old banker goes to see his Dr. for his second physical in two months. The Dr. askes him why. He explains he fixing to marry a 20 year old. The Dr. tells him he needs to hire a gardener thinking the old man might need some help to keep his young wife happy. Six months later the Dr. see the old banker and…

Gentleman (and ladies) we all will be 89 someday. Hearing that fucking is still a thing at 89 brings me nothing but joy.

A 99 year old man goes to the doctor saying “Doc, you gotta help me. My 27 year old supermodel wife is pregnant, what am I going to do?”

but it might blow over

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

This is a little extreme. Financing is a useful tool and most 36mo loans have interest lower than inflation. You’d be an idiot to pay cash if you can get 0% for 3 yrs.

0% for 6 years for us. I would have been crazy NOT to take it. If anybody wants to loan me that much money with no interest for 72 months then I’ll be 100% all over that 😀