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Nah, just a lot of snark and sarcasm this morning.

No. If I had that money to waste, I’d like better to buy this:

NoT aRoUnD a TrAcK

This is true, but think about this.

Couldn’t he skew the experiment? He’s the CEO. He could, in theory, change those three weeks of work to a situation where she wouldn’t be necessary regardless of whether she was there or not.

Further, choosing an arbitrary two or three week period ignores that not every week is going…

i much preferred decals to stance.

Right, but let’s look at one of the real reason why Trump won.

So - as a non-engineer - if an engine in the back of the car, receiving almost zero direct air flow, can be air cooled, and make 500hp, and rev to 9,000RPM, why aren’t cars still designed for air cooling? For comparison, this air cooled engine makes literally twice as much HP per L as the liquid cooled engine in my…

Civil War in under 10 years. Gonna happen.

Super Clickbait. Why not change the title to something like “Here a fun twist on the one take car review” not the super ambiguous title with screenshot that make it look like the guy is getting arrested.

Works well on the is (In real life)

Am I the only one who thinks this thing looks great?

And it will still produce about 40hp less than you really want for whatever car it’s in. Sigh, yes, I own a Mazda6.

I wonder if they called it quits because he texted her asking for 1.5 billion dollars?

Shouldn’t it be the author’s job to cite sources and not the reader’s job to find them? Regardless of the opinion, not citing or linking sources is lazy.

Oh man, this is long. There are so many convenient oversights you’ve made. I’m going to try and identify them below section by section.

Wow, you REALLY feel the need to explain/justify yourself, huh? Shit, you must be fun to work with...

Just because you don’t have the balls to stand up for yourself doesn’t mean that everyone else shouldn’t.

I wish writers would stop with the tired narrative that Craig said he’d rather slit his wrists than do another Bond movie. That is a purposeful misquote which I assumed had been well established by now. What he said was taken way out of context, as he stated that he would rather slit his wrists than think about doing…

The DOJ can fuck right off with this bullshit of “holding executives accountable.” Those responsible for the GM ignition fault or the Takata airbags, both of which caused innocent people to die.