Of course I was joking. Only you could take that seriously... you seem to have some problems, dude!

Throwing shade? I just state my opinion, or this is not allowed here anymore? Where is written that the comments must only praise the car in the article? What is this? The new conformist revolution?

Maserati Levante has 430 HP, against the 421 HP of the Volvo XC60. We win.

Aren’t you the same tool who feels a need to post about his V8 X5 on every single post?

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

I think you missed the joke.

So, a what is essentially a major Dallas suburb added 3,000 new citizens, 1000 presumably high paying jobs for it’s citizens, and a HQ for one of the biggest manufacturers in the world, and you see this as bad?