Why is this even a debate? I can’t stand this shit. My facebook won’t shut the fuck up about “selling babies.” Don’t people get it?

If this is your scam, why would you go to the same Starbucks everyday? There’s probably at least one other in the vicinity.

“Compound the tragedy.” FUCK OFF.

Can we stop saying that “protestors” are being arrested and start calling them what they are?

Your comment makes me hopeful about the general election, but I’m just horrified that Trump is polling at 23%. That’s nearly a quarter of Republican Primary voters. That’s insane, horrifying, frightening.

So this fucker carried in not one, but two backpacks?! I worry about bringing a large purse in, but this asshole got a pass for two backpacks? I know it’s not the fault of the kids working at the theater, but for shit’s sake, no one thought that was odd?

For the most part schools aren’t in session right now. Come September, I imagine we’ll be well and fucked.

Tangentially related? I work at a school which faced horrible cuts this year. They wanted us to cut about $500k. This was in part due to state funds being cut and the town did not want to make up the difference by increasing local support. They didn’t want their taxes to go up. Cue an extremely heated town meeting in…

Getting sick is one of my greatest fears. I can’t imagine getting motion sick so frequently. How do you move around? Do you go places? Have you been to a doctor about this? Not trying to be rude.

I think we are on the same page. I just meant, for me, it’s easier to deal with some screaming shit in the grocery store because I’m not actually meant to enjoy the experience of grocery shopping versus dealing with that same screaming shit in a restaurant where I’m paying for the experience and actually trying to…

I’m from Maine and something that’s been missing from every one of these stories that I wish someone would point out: We’re entering the fucking height of tourist season.
Tourists come into our state and because they spend their money act like all spaces belong to them. They’re entitled to parking that blocks roads and…

I hate that I clicked.

I don’t understand this facial hair. It makes me want to cry.

Oh, I’m going to puke now.

Because the GOP looks at your list like this:
voter intimidation and suppression - Only Dems do that

I also plan out my meals. It's saved me so much money (no more going down every aisle at the grocery store and picking up one of everything). And I eat less (I don't buy snack foods, so I'm not constantly grazing). And I'm not hungry (plus I get to balance my meals long before I'm under pressure to cook them).…

What in the serious fuck is wrong with people?

Oh no. What happens when you vote third party is Maine. Paul "TOUGH LUCK" LePage. And Bruce "I've got 10 acres of oceanfront property that I don't pay taxes on (I'm paraphrasing)" Poliquin.

And check out four years ago for LePage's truly abysmal performance in another show of How Third-Party Candidates Fuck Shit Up.

My story, which is actually someone else's story.

Yes, this was my question too. How in the hell does one "forget" something is inside them? I just don't get it. Like, when my period's done, I've got a routine after. Do you not masturbate for 2 flipping weeks? Do you not shower and feel ... something, anything?!