Everything about this article. All of it.

My dad attended my great grandma's funeral, but my sisters and mom didn't. His aunt and uncle decided they would film the fucking funeral and send it home with him. Ugh. (This was in late 2000.)

It seems like all the relationships on Scandal are abusive in some way. I seriously dislike Fitz&Olivia. I'm not one for soaps, so I hope that this show starts moving forward and shaking things up. I'm not rooting for Fist&Olivia. I would be happy with his sudden and violent death or quiet heart attack or impeachment…

My thought as well. Regardless of being able to logic out what is happening to your body, not being able to move and hallucinating terrifying imagery sounds like a nightmare.

Or Jezebel?
BOOM!

What was the previous record? Also, how does she not throw up in the end? I'm nauseous just watching her.

During a Lockdown (at least in Maine) a police officer and the principal go around the school to see if they can see anyone while checking that the classroom doors are locked. A police officer also walks around the outside of the school. The reasons for this should be clear, but obviously you don't want your students…

Excuse me while I eat this face. BULLDOGS!

Team Dog!

I'm just a lowly Ed Tech, but from what I've seen: It Gets Better. :)

If the people he's talking to are saying, "Don't shoot elephants because they're 'big and kind and gentle and smart,'" then the people he's talking to are idiots. The correct answer is because they are mostly endangered. Gestation lasts fucking two years with these animals; it's difficult for them to increase their…

I wuv bulldogs so much!

Honestly, how could someone make a statement like that and not anticipate backlash?

This was obviously manufactured in a non-English speaking country. It's not Walmart or the costume manufacturer trying to "get" your daughters. It's not a BFD. It's just an honest mistake by the manufacturing company.

I worry about this. I hope they keep them both! I think that would be comedy gold.

This is wonderful. It would only be annoying if you had to wait for your husband to go find his Batman mask when all you wanted to do was drink some diet Coke.

Re: # 3 " a fictional character yelling "Crap!" while getting anally fisted"

What?!? I love it. I know, I know it's a yogurt, but whatever, it's still tasty.

They have so many problems in their government that this is like a "Hey, look over there!" trick to avoid scrutiny.

You were probably missing the keyword 'racism' when you googled: