That’s a hilarious thing to hear coming from Hitler.

I remember a whole website devoted to learning to pee standing up, sans device. IIRC, you aimed by, like, squeezing (?) your urethra with your fingers.

FWIW, I think it’s quite possible, given how Tina has cast previous projects, that those women were actually their gyno and nannies.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

Is it just me, or does it seem like most talmudic scholars are interpreting the torah using a mad-lib book. “You can eat ____, but not with ____, unless you are _____. If talmudic scholars were all teenage boys, kosher laws would be mostly about boobs and farts.

A friend of mine who keeps kosher noted that fish and dairy are okay (he likes tuna melts) but no other meat with dairy. Yes, that means no chicken with dairy. No, chickens aren’t mammals. Yes, it seems contradictory, but until the rabbis rule otherwise...

Anker Vertical Mouse. Why:

Anker Vertical Mouse. Why:

Two passengers enter; one passenger leaves!

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

I’ve gotta say, the half life of these Prime Day jokes is longer than I expected.

I’ve gotta say, the half life of these Prime Day jokes is longer than I expected.

I’m serious about cooking, and I love this “crappy” knife. Methinks you have never used one.

I’m serious about cooking, and I love this “crappy” knife. Methinks you have never used one.

I wouldn’t mind either a Kindle Voyage or the new Paperwhite. Hopefully those go on sale.

I wouldn’t mind either a Kindle Voyage or the new Paperwhite. Hopefully those go on sale.

Leonard Cohen is a god bro, and what you just said...is blasphemy.

there is a little Twin Peaks vibe, sans the rdicululous.