Lab report? He says, you’re OK to fly...

I can’t not star that .gif.

And here I was thinking that waking up in the pool once on my air mattress was bad....

At least it wasn’t

If you’re primarily using Safari, you can activate the “Develop” menu (from Preferences > Advanced), and gain a new sub-menu that shows all the registered Web Browsers on your system.

Waiting until the first service pack. Nothing ever works right until the first service pack in the world of Windows.

When I was a freshman in HS, my boyfriend at the time was REALLY into Green Day and I went with him to a concert (as a freshman in high school, clearly I believed myself FAR too cool for Green Day even though mere years earlier I was obviously listening to Green Day) where MCR opened for them. I was not into it but…

“While it’s a great story and all, Beyonce has the best light-up bracelets of all time.”

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Captain Picard is a doll.

I have two profiles. My real one under a silly name and my “real” one that I give employers which is filled with nothing but positive attitude quotes, motivational posters and “hang in there” cats.

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

Someone please “curate a line” that is inspired by my daughter’s insane pattern mixing.

Live Through This WAS as brilliant as Nevermind; lyrically speaking, in my opinion, it was superior. Say whatever you will about Courtney: her influence on Kurt’s songwriting is extremely evident on most of his later work.

The irony of your Kinja name, it’s great.