that's the most immoral piece of trolling I've ever seen in this site, so, congratulations I guess.

I praise you (sincerely) for not doubling down. Defensive reactions are hard not to do.

and at the end Glee is connected to AHS

This is appropriate

"Speaking of, does Law and Order: SVU air in Canada?"

Come on now. We *are* civilized up here. Besides, it's insanely easy to watch whatever American cable that isn't already aired in Canada with a couple of workarounds online.

He has resting rapist doucheface.

does anyone else think that the teddy bear that got mentioned a few times is a nanny cam? He turned it around so his actual violence wouldn't get filmed? Explains why he has video of his interactions, and none of these women seemed to mention a camera...

I sat with her for a weekend once when I was volunteering a convention, handling money for autographs and photos. She is all kinds of awesome. (Plus she tipped me $200)

I guess there's no polite way to say this — and this is certainly not directed at you, Isha — but, man, it would be really nice if Jezebel could leave Amanda Bynes alone for awhile. Besides, whatever it is that she's going through right now does not belong in a breezy gossip round-up column.

I'm pretty sure Jaden Smith is just on his way to a wedding.

i love a lot of her music, there was a time where it meant so, so,much to me, but as time has gone on she has just said/done so many things that really makes me wish i was better at mentally divorcing an artist from their work. there are things she has done i think are great, things that i think may be up for…

And here I was afraid of corrective eye surgery...

So many appropriate GIFs...

Sorry, pal, you can't silence the TRUTH.

Ugh ... I'll go a step further. Not just a bar ... even in a HOUSE ... do not whip out the diaper change in front of everyone!

I'm immediately going to take a string of selfies of me doing random things and start showing them to people who insist on showing me picture after picture of their kids. "Cute kid! Oh look at these. Here's me giving a thumbs up while I watch SVU on Netflix. Oh and here's me playing with some lint I found on my…

No! You can't take your baby to the bar! When I go to the bar I want to get drunk and say inappropriate things loudly and do some drugs in the bathroom and make out with strangers with questionable tattoos, and I don't want some baby staring at me with its doe eyes while I do that. Neither does anyone else who thought…

This. We take our kiddo to lots of restaurants. Some of them pretty nice. But a soon as she makes a peep, one of us takes her outside, or if necessary, we leave.

I really think it all depends on how well your baby can hold their liquor.

It would be nice to have a 'check-in' option that just comes with options like: "Gregarious. You can talk to me!" and "I will cut you if you try to interrupt my reading."