I agree totally with that list, but personally I would also add any David Bowie-related news.

Has senpai finally noticed me????

This calls for a Daniel Radcliffe appreciation thread.

The reaction to this video is as awful as the catcalling itself. I've seen countless face book arguments where men I've always found to be pleasant and respectful, that I would have never guessed are sexist, are saying she's overreacting, so women are having to tell them to put their sister/mother/wife/daughter in…

No shade, but would it kill you to get someone on staff to feature an up and coming artist that actually has catchy music with traditional song structure. Like I get that the ultimate hipster cred is to listen to random house beats while some girl ooh and ahh like a bashee over it, but its to grate.

"I guess I finally felt like a real New York rat when, as I was on my way from my breakfast trash bag to my brunch trash bag, I was rudely stepped upon by a woman getting off the train. Cracked three ribs, but I remember her shoes were fabulous."

So Rizzo the Rat is now out of job?? Taylor swift taking jobs from the little ppl. Katy Perry would never pull this shit!!!!!

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

I definitely noticed that during the second verse where her flow speeds up the camera/choreography was pretty helpful in never actually showing her face well enough to see which bits she was actually performing live. So...yeah. This was a pretty sketchy night for her.

I'm still upset that Blahna del Zzzzzzzz didn't fade into obscurity. CURSE HARDER, SNL.

Just a reminder.

The other candidate was a woman, and the poor thing got almost no funding from the DNC, if I recall correctly. Never stood a chance. Also, at this point, "I'm not Chris Christie" should be enough.

can we quarantine Christie???

As a New Jersey resident I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, "go fuck yourself" to all of you who were stupid enough to vote for Chris Christie.

That sketch was amazing.

I know people that are scared shitless of catching Ebola. They live in one of the 48 states where nobody contacted that disease and they are proud and defiant about not getting a flu shot. Even if you do the Ebola math with them they are still ascared of it. Ebola math is How many people do you know with Ebola? 0…

In fairness, "not eating at taco bell" and "not an idiot" are highly correlated.

The problem is that people treat Africa like a monolith. There is no difference between "West Africa" and "Africa" to some people. You could say, "I just came back from Kenya!" and people would be freaking the hell out even though Kenya is an East African country.

Did you seriously just do the "A lot of my friends are X" thing?