Oh my god, it takes glamour shots to a whole new level.

Hope you aren't planning on watching it on Netflix I've been binge watching it for the last week because it's getting taken off in like 4 days

Plausable. Exhibit AAAAAAAAY, how YOU doin'?

Philadelphia has one of the finest orchestras in the world.

Right? It's like she's singing out of her nasal cavity.

This is what I deem my reasonable dealbreaker list, narrowed down from my list of preferences to the 4 things that I could not imagine comprising on:

Research consistently shows that what people say they want in a partner has virtually no bearing on who they actually choose to date in a laboratory setting.

I'm pretty sure she's a mouse. Duh.

While your personal experience is valid, it's not true in the majority of cases. And no, hormones don't keep the IUD from being "ejected" - your body mechanically retains it (because your cervix is closed unless you are in labor or experiencing a spontaneous abortion). We know this because rates of expulsion are…

Maybe this will finally put to rest the rumors (and I mean rumors that circulate among doctors who then give bad advice or refuse to provide IUDs to their patients) that women who haven't given birth can't have an IUD. There's no better way to cause a woman to give birth than to irrationally deny her access to the…

He married up. Way, way up.

Did they really have to include her last name on the cake? Is she going to start referring to herself in third person, but using her whole name?

This is awesome. Look at Clooney.

That couple remains the most enabling, codependent set of people I have ever had the misfortune to see on television. And, I mean, I watch Dance Moms, for crying out loud.

Because it's a professional event, a WORKING event for most attendees, loud, and generally not for children? It's rude, disruptive, and they can certainly afford childcare.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

This movie has everything. Muppets. Upside down nudity. Lottery winners...

I'm just tripping over the fact that you can't. And I thought Washington State laws for liquor were fucking crazy...

Chris Pratt was so thankful and happy when closing the show. And he looked like he had a really fun time, even if he was nervous. I didn't think he could be any more endearing.

Weekend Update showed more promise than it has in a while. I think once everyone settles in it'll be solid. And Pete Davidson's delivery was…