"We found a stowaway."

OMG! I was just in that Acme this week! Was stunned to see beer in there and my friend and I were actually going to run for beer after the grocery, but..... it was such a pain to buy the beer there that we just opted for the bar. :/

This is really more of a testament to how hard it is to get (good) wine in Pennsylvania. I went to school in Philly, and the state run liquor stores (the only place you can buy wine) are a fucking joke. Seriously. It's wine stores staffed with DMV employees.

you have to buy beer and wine at a distributor, and you can only buy a case of beer there. If you want a six pack you have to buy it at a bar, or some select places where they have a liquor license (Market District is one).

I love that!!

It's no NYX, that's for sure.

PLEASE REPORT

Actually her resume says rocket surgeon.

I'm getting tickets to see Lindsay Lohan in Speed the Plow this coming week. I need to see it in action. They just lowered the price from £50 to £24 so there's no way I'm missing that.

at least he can hang out with one lol

My Uncle drives a Jeep Cherokee. Therefore, not racist.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

Plus all of them are 1/12th cherokee. Ergo not racist.

We get the celebrity couples we deserve, I guess.

"That's just my face penis"

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Dat face, my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.

I'm not good at emojis, so I'm going to need some help. Is this resume gas pump resume?

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.