I was going to go with "Oliver Jolt" but it kinda sounds like a soft drink.

I think it's OK because North West's parents are publicity whores who are basically famous for being famous at this point, and other celebrities have made it clear that their children are off-limits.

Jeez, I'd bounce John Oliver. Given half a chance.

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

Someone got stabbed after a Chris Brown show.

This whole list reads like one of those "everything I need to know I learned..." posters. And not one of the particularly good ones.

Thirteen year olds, go out and hang out with drunk boys? Don't eat potatoes and bread or else you'll get fat (god forbid!)? What is this crock of shit? Feminist author, okaayy suuuure.

I do have the kind of money to support two people on and have no interest in adding a baby, and I still don't want to date an unemployed layabout. The emphasis here is on layabout, though. I am comfortable dating low-earning or unemployed men, but I think it's reasonable to expect them to cultivate some domestic and…

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…

In the lower part of the article a group who was trying to get this practice stopped said that some users were using the stolen photos in role play where babies were abused and/or killed. YIKES. That is some fucked up shit!

I'm not sure what you mean? I'm talking about what atrixe said as far as people thriving on the attention that their photos and status updates generate, that it's a form of validation. In the case of the article it's weird, creepy people stealing photos. But that description, minus the words "creeps" and "stolen"…

Wait, so the fact that my mom, a happy new grandmom, posts pictures of my baby to her facebook account, means that I deserve for my baby to be co-opted by creeps? That I should expect and anticipate this?

You have a point there, one I didn't really think about.

Agree. Except for the fact that she contaminated God's Own Food, chocolate chip cookies, with pumpkin. THAT is unforgivable.

Told Kelly this on Twitter, reiterating it here. This gif is basically a perfect re-enactment of my girlfriend's face when Claire said "take off your shirt":

He only wanted a wee keek!

"DAT ASS"

Well, I think even completely tiny boobs have some room for an implant, but the sternum is a pretty small area with kind of taut skin. I imagine putting an implant in there would be like having a sports bra type uni-boob, but like under your skin....

Too awesome, well worth watching the whole thing