You're totally right. As a teenager I found one of my mother's old journals. Out of curiosity I read it, which I know I shouldn't have. There was an entry in which she said that she found me hard to love. I was probably 4 years old. And the thing is, I was an easy child who was eager to please because I was already…

This is why I don't want children. Well, I've never wanted them, really. But my husband does and he thinks everything will change and it'll be fine and he'll help so, so, so, so much and I'll be a great mother! But I'm worried I'll hate it and resent the children; children aren't stupid and they'd know. They'd know…

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

Ugh. What an utter ass blossom.

Sorry, btw, I didn't mean to pile on. I didn't realize how many others had said essentially the same thing!

I always interpreted that song as subversively critical.

Of course I am aware of that. Pearl-clutching isn't my style but just because the lyrics are sung by a villain that doesn't mean I can't find them groan-inducing. If I had a kid I would not have a problem with them seeing The Little Mermaid. My boyfriend brought up an interesting point though: young males may not…

Don't. Don't fucking do it. You will come at least extremely close to throwing up, if not actually throwing up.

I stand corrected! Thanks!

I was thinking the same thing!

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

That's the way to do it. Commit to the crazy! Cats are fun to be nice to anyway

And he and Emma Thompson are married IRL!! They met while making Sense & Sensibility and are my favorite power couple in the entirety of creation

Greg Wise is period dress is one of my top 10 favorite things

How can Purim not be #1?? This entire list is bullshit.






(Not really. Just going for the laugh. But I still think Purim should be #1. Drink 'til you can't remember who you are? Come on!)

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Ooh, let's rank Jewish holidays by festiveness!

"Did someone say baby pwostitute?!"

Ariana Grande

I'm not old I AM NOT OLD NOT OLD DO YOU HEAR? I AM YOUNG! *sobbing* *throwing up* *going to bed at 10:30* *SHUT UP*