What is this witchcraft of which you speak?

Ha ha, get used to it kiddo!

Right?

I prefer the sequels. I Still, Still Know What You Did Two Summers Ago, and TBH I Don't Remember What You Did That Summer But I'ma Kill You Anyway.

this is a bunch of things but erin's dress is "backwards" and it says erin over her vagina and i can't handle it.

You know the journalist Jessica Chastain was speaking of wanted her to say something along the lines of "Don't take naked pictures of yourself." Glad she was quick on her toes and didn't give the satisfaction of that bullshit response.

And in unrelated news, a recent census shows a 2000% increase in parents naming their child "Douchemaster McChest." Goverment officials are perplexed by the sudden sharp increase. Back to you, Joan.

Hey, how are things on the Dukes of Hazzard?

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

Has Jessie from the babysitters' club taught us nothing?

are you a capricorn

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

Colin Jost being head writer (I know, I don't understand that either) probably has a lot to do with it as well. He's Lorne's golden boy for the moment and the idea of actually making a smart decision and dumping him for Che and Strong or Strong by herself probably wasn't a real thought in his head.

Agreed entirely. My first thought when I saw this headline was, "Oh good, they got rid of that new guy who can't figure out how to tell a joke." I am disappointed.

Wonder why Cecily Strong got taken off the desk. If it was for any reason than so drunk girl could come back it's BS. Colin Jost is still wooden and lacks a connection with the audience. It's really disappointing, Strong will be missed.

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

YOU DO NOT DISRUPT ALAN CUMMING, OK?

I think she included everything except consensual sex between two human beings. The bestiality may have been consensual, I don't remember.