This is my memory as well! I remember elementary school starting really late, and since the kids are so small, that meant a lot of working parents had to put their kids in before-school care. Teenagers can be (somewhat) trusted to get themselves to school if the parent has to leave a little earlier than they do.

PRO TIP: IF YOUR OPTIONS ARE 'SHOOT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH FULL INTENT TO HARM" OR "LOOK OUT WINDOW"

Looks like something that you'd see in a sci-fi dystopian film, and I mean that in a good way! Love the texture.

Can I split the difference and wear brit's dress with katy's versace belt? Because I feel like the belt on brit's is WAY too low.

Fire. Whoever. Did. This. To. You.

Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.

I just want to tip my hat at your for correctly identifying that thing as afghan-looking, not quilt-looking. Do people not know what quilts look like anymore?

looks better on a model

I would expect SO MUCH BETTER. Back in those days, all Brit's clothes were custom tailored for her. While they might not be the style for today, it is very hard to argue that they weren't perfectly fitted to her. I mean, look at her jeans from that era, all custom!

I think it's fashioned from those needlepoint coasters we used to make in the 80's

Yeah, it was very Night At the Roxbury-ish.

Britney's just looked like it was crafted right. It was styled better and made sense for her shape. Katy's looks like an altered costume.

i never in my life thought i'd look at britney and justin's denim outfits and say with all honestly that yes, i would rather wear that than the alternative.

Britney's looks soooo much better.

Britney.

It makes me feel super old because half of twitter was like WTF are they wearing and had no idea about them "pulling a Britney and Justin."

I don't have kids, but I feel like I'd rather have a teen who thinks he knows everything than a teen who has attachment issues and plans to live with me until he's 40...but that's just me, and I was also raised in a household that very much discouraged individual thought and choices.

I am down for the campaign to get Butters followed! Or stalked. Whichever would be the most amusing.

Don't forget cassiebearrawr!

Are we allowed to recommend amazing commenters to get followed by Jezebel? Like, maybe you could read their posting history and see if they have the chops? (Hint: yes.) Short list: