NOPE. Besides, a school superintendENT shouldn't be overseeing the students; that job falls to the principal, and teachers. She's the chief administrative officer, and the fact that she has time to ask innocent girls to bend over makes me wonder how she ever got the job.

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I'm glad we got rid of the rape gifs for now but FUCK any commenting system that has Butters: Serial Donut Fellator (and willsomebodythinkofthechitlins, and IronMaidenForm, and a lot of my other favorite commenters but I can't remember which ones right now) in the grays. Can we have, like, a Recommend Commenter button…

I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.

For the most part I think these videos are really self-indulgent and don't focus on the important part—donating. I'm glad to see that people are actually donating according to the stats, but the message seems to be lost on many. It is for this reason that I like Patrick Stewart's video.

I have a mozzarella stick fetish, I swear. It's my go-to appetizer at most restaurants. And yes, I have tried them whenever they're on the menu at a fast food joint. And yes, they are always hooorrible. The cheese is never melted, while the marinara sauce is usually unpalatable and bitter. I seriously doubt McDonald's…

I'll be the curmudgeon that says it. I hate shit like this. Why do you need an audience?!

I'm convinced either Arya or Sansa will die, but not both.

I was wondering when they were going to pull her. They need to save her strength and eligibility until the very last game. I also hope she doesn't succumb to the pressure. From her interviews, it seems as though she is trying to push some of that attention onto her teammates so she can breathe a little (and because…

COOL STORY BRO: I personally know the founder of Fark and he's a great guy. There was a popular poster who passed away several years ago and it was his dream to have a huge Fark party in Vegas. Drew and the rest of the crew organized a party in Vegas back in April 2011 in his honor. The guy's mother, brother, and…

I wonder if you can get a reservation at TFL just to have dessert. Because I hate seafood and red meat and having too many different foods at one meal (lots of different things always feels like mishmash potluck or leftovers with not enough of any one thing to go around to me, not fanciness), but the desserts look…

I've mentioned this in responses to other posts, but kosher labeling is done differently in the UK than in the US. In the US, just about any product that can be labeled kosher is. It is not so in the UK. Pretty much the only items explicitly labelled as kosher are specialty items. Some Jewish groups publish books that…

This is somewhere along the lines of being really upset with the policies of the Vatican and boycotting Chef Boyardee.

I CALL BULLSHIT. Utter bullshit on this.

Top comments are always the comments that writers respond to (even if we don't star them). However, I make it a point to go through the comments on as many of my posts as I can and promote comments.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

I wholeheartedly stand by my sentiments. Fucking fuck that.

Well I also think that Obama is a "cool" President (quotes not intended to be douchey!), so it seems more reasonable that he would be challenged. It is equally possible that my mild loathing of Bieber is blinding me to anything good he could do. I was always the buzzkill kid in the back of the class, arms crossed in…