Spider are effing awesome and fascinated me as a little kid. I had the pleasure of volunteering at Philadelphia's Academy of Natural Sciences Spiders exhibit many moons ago and the museum required all volunteers to complete nearly 20 hours of training in spider biology, behavior, etc. Those classes were so interesting…

Maybe Cersei has to squint because everything appears fuzzy in her drunkenness.

That's odd, because I was viciously attacked by a Rough Collie and they were bred to herd highland sheep and portray Lassie. This particular dog had attacked so many people, including a sleeping, that it had a police record. None of the dogs I've owned were pit bulls, but I have a few friends with well-trained Pits…

I'd agree except there are several numbers in which the choreography (or lack of it) give him breaks from dancing:

Please point me in the direction of a Broadway musical in which a single performer sings and dances virtually non-stop for 90 minutes. They would have to be in every scene and singing and dancing for the entirety of each of those scenes.

This sounds like an SNL skit.

First Lady of the Gumball is an awesome title and I want to steal it.

The secret is rinsing the dye out with cold water so that the colors don't bleed too much.

*most murderers

Target does indeed sell alcohol.

Those vending machines were only in a small handful of stores as an experiment and they were removed several years ago.

I could be wrong but it seems like the few grocery stores that sell beer in PA are all located in the boonies. Personally, I prefer going to NJ because the wine and liquor selection is better (I'm not much of a beer drinker).

I'm a gothy gal and used to hear this crap all the damn time when I was a teenager. My typical response was, "People often overlook the fact that most murders own at least one pair of denim jeans. Therefore, owning jeans is an indicator that someone may be a murderer." The absurdity of this statement usually caused…

Actually, now that you mention it my mother likes Hypnotiq, not Alize. It was the blue that I was remembering.

Oh I know you weren't saying it's your beverage of choice, I just don't know anyone who does like Alize (other than my mom - she likes the blue one).

LOL - It still looks like it tastes like shampoo.

First of all, fuck no. Give me a shot of Jager.

It would look better if the cutout wasn't so high, but if not it still wouldn't be nearly as terrible if the dress was just turned around. It reminds me of a bustle.

I love wearing bloomers under skirts and dresses, but not the super poofy ones.

I'd like it if the dress was worn backwards.