I legit laughed out loud at your comment!

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

I noticed this plate a few years ago and managed to stop laughing long enough to take a picture.

At the very least, reapply to your hands and arms (if they are bare).

I don't get it either except for the potential cost of renting a space large enough to hold the ceremony and/or renting extra chairs.

I own and love many Zoya polishes but I just can't get on board with these.

Textured nails are the visual equivalent to nails on a chalkboard.

I just posted the same thing down below somewhere. It seems like a weird choice but it's so much better than the usual music.

No joke, one of my local ice cream trucks plays Für Elise.

Yessssssss

I saw that idiot but I'm hoping the PSA will be remembered the next time some dipshit decides to have some "fun".

Don't forget:

I'd say it was worth the trouble.

At this point Sarah Palin's rants are background noise to me. She talks and all I hear is the teacher from Charlie Brown.

This is a perfect description of Philly's asinine knife ordinance. It's illegal to carry a Swiss army keychain with a blade that's only slightly more dangerous than a butter knife, but a semi-automatic handgun is A-ok.

Super OT but your comment reminds me of one of my 24139201 favorite Simpsons quotes:

Her stylist is Micaela Erlanger and she is getting a lot of positive attention thanks in part to her sartorial selections for Lupita and Michelle Dockery.

I have a pass to an advanced screening on Monday. Can't wait!

high school locker room *cough*