I don't own a Roomba, but if I did I would name it 'Carpet Muncher'.

Absolutely! I don't know what I'll do if I move too far away to stay with the same dentist.

I am fond of saying that I have more fake parts in my mouth than many Hollywood actresses have in their entire bodies.

I feel terrible for Tavares's family. Most people do not even consider the possibility of losing a loved one during a procedure such as wisdom tooth removal. Sadly a friend of mine died while having her wisdom teeth removed and I don't wish that upon anyone.

For starters, the writers could have gone with a standard switched at birth unintentionally storyline.

Thanks to Footloose, whenever my friend J or I get angry over something trivial the other one of us will say, "Dance it out! Dance all your anger away!". Inevitably we end up busting out some moves and laughing until we can barely remember what angered us in the first place.

Considering that Kanye has been picking out Kim's outfits, I'd say this is an excellent example of why the fashion industry won't take him seriously.

Edited: I feel icky posting the screen shots from her Facebook account, even with her name blurred out. Let's just say she didn't do herself any favors.

As a Philadelphian myself, I couldn't agree more.

My parents also received a fantastic Farberware cookware when they got married over 40 years ago, so I bought my own stainless steel set eight years ago. The quality has gone WAY downhill and a few months ago I had to replace the entire set. They were also dangerous. I am very careful about making sure the burner…

I'm with you 100%. In addition, given the opportunity I would murder the mermaid style.

I'd say there's a good chance they'll bring it back this summer for the Maleficent collection (it's a tie-in for the movie). Violetta was one of the Maleficent lipsticks for Venomous Villains back in 2010, so there's a good chance they'll using some if not all of the previous Maleficent products.

Skin cancer is common amongst my immediate family and I burn almost instantly so I'm that person who wears sunscreen when it's 25°F outside and brings an umbrella to amusement parks on sunny days.

Good point. I detest spending time in the sun so that didn't even occur to me.

Whoa, Jon Stewart just asked his Daily Show guest "Who are the millennials".

ASOS has some, as does Victoria's Secret. I'm really digging the back on this one:

I effing love James Spader. He is so good at playing assholes - Less Than Zero is a stellar example.

I propose a new classification - Generation XY!