Sign #34987 that you might be Gen X: You still use the term Gen Y.

And here I thought this was a new style designed as an alternative to boy short bottoms for those days when I forget/am too busy/am too lazy to address my bikini line.

Nah, Manic Panic's black lipstick was way better than the waxy Wet 'N Wild crayons that they tried to pass off as makeup.

I imagine that the lip products for the Lorde/MAC collaboration will be similar to the Punk Couture collection (pictured below, and fabulous in person). As a fan of MAC and dark lip colours, this…

I imagine the bird is thinking, "You can't fool me! This tastes like the other other white meat."

At least I got this GIF from the cold open:

The guy who shot the video has been spewing crap excuses and is being torn to shreds all over the internet. Philadelphia Magazine contacted him and here's what they wrote:

I agree, he's an asshat.

I know, I was replying to someone's comment about narcolepsy. The woman in the video is NOT behaving that way because she is narcoleptic. I have narcolepsy and know others who have it as well. That video does not show a sleep attack. Unfortunately I have seen other friends in the throes of heroin addiction. This woman…

My understanding is that the DHS received over 1000 calls about the video and of course they are investigating. Last night the daughter was with other family and the mother was complaining on Facebook that she had lost the best thing to happen to her. After posting my first comment I saw a photo which was supposedly…

The video was originally posted to a popular local Facebook group and it was only matter of time before someone who knew her saw the video. And yeah, she's full of crap.

In case anyone is wondering, the girl was removed from her mother's care. On her now deleted Facebook page the mother all but admitted that she was on drugs, saying it had never happened in front of her daughter before and she feels like shit for allowing her daughter to see her like that.

I'd bet my next paycheck she's not narcoleptic. I have narcolepsy and have been arounds others who do as well and while I realize that everyone with the condition is different this screams heroin. It's hard to explain, but if you've ever spent time around heroin addicts it's easy to recognize.

I have to be empathetic or else I'd turn into a stereotypical IT jackass. A big component of my job is software training, so I've helped a lot of people overcome their fears but some people are stubborn even if you show them a method of doing something that is five times faster than what they've been doing.

I say that whatever OS and/or device makes your job easier is the best solution for you. On its own the Surface isn't all that bad. The problem is that Microsoft decided to design an OS for a tablet first and a PC second. In an office environment it's much more difficult to quickly pull up whatever information you…

Bull Shit

I work in IT and Windows 8 is a huge pain in the collective asses of my department. It is a complete nightmare if you aren't using a touchscreen and Microsoft decided to design the whole bloody OS around the Surface, non-touchscreen users be damned.

If that was true then there would be no laws protecting animals from abuse.

The side-scrolling site design? Gross. I wonder if Microsoft's Surface division is a sponsor.

1. I find this abhorrent
2. Pets are not fashion accessories
3. There are benefits to microchipping and spaying/neutering. There is no comparison between those procedures and vanity tattoos for a dog.
4. The tattoo in the photo accompanying the article has some large-ish areas of solid red ink. Red tattoo ink causes more…