Fuck you Papelbon you piece of shit. Harper is the best player on the team, and you pull this shit. I’m not kidding, if I was the Nationals I’d have Papelbon arrested.

Jonathan Papelbon a douchebag? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!

At least men are allowed to be honest about how much it sucks, though. When asked what he had to give up to get in shape for Guardians Chris Pratt said “happiness.” He hated every minute of it. Actresses are expected to chirp that they just don’t exercise or diet at all but their metabolism is godlike and they get all…

I believe you meant “are doing” rather than “have done”.

Does he know Christians have done a lot of the same things?

Gun control? Koalas? No Chris Brown? THAT’S IT, I’M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA

My neighbor’s name is Arlo. He’s a 70 year old Swiss man who sells tractors. I think it’s perfectly appropriate for an old man or an insurance company, not so much for a baby. I don’t like name trends, especially this one of naming everyone an old man’s name. It’s going to peak and die quickly, so there’ll be 4 years…

And, more often than not, I feel that it is the mediocre looking guys with this attitude.

But... don’t you want to be the best at exercising?!??

Everyone is problematic because we are complex people. So fuck it, I’m gonna love the fuck out of who I want.

The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.

That’s amazing and very illuminating.

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

We didn’t arrest a 14 year old for building a clock, though.

Ole’ Miss’ out of conference schedule is against a bunch of cup-cake teams from inferior conferences thus they are playing an “easy” non conference schedule full of teams that they should beat 99% of the time ideally. You choose who you play out of conference, so Ole Miss scheduled on purpose a crap super duper easy…

That sign making fun of that pissant fake family man Urban Meyer is incredible.

You’re wrong, but I forgive you.

Liam is hotter. But seriously, what’s in the water that family is drinking because DAMN

Yup. “Don’t worry about money, just network! Networking is the answer! Network all the time, you’ll be fine!” are the words of someone with a comfortable trust fund. Someone who knows full well that if they lose their job, they can just cut down their discretionary (read. shitty alcohol, copious amounts of weed, and…

This isn’t actually advice for 20-somethings not to save money, it’s prepackaged justifications for the 20-somethings that aren’t saving money for all the wrong reasons. The ones who are just actually broke wish to God they could put some money aside, the ones who are stupid just want someone to tell them they’re…