That reminds me of a very odd Winnebago trip I took with a few friends and one of their parental pairings. The parental pair was quite well off and very Southern-rich (when driving through Manhattan—in a Winnie, mind—the wife exclaimed, “Oh look! A homeless person!” with all the glee of a seven year old girl spotting…

What are either of those two doing in the office supplies aisle of what appears to be Walgreens?

It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.

“The Dred Scott decision by the Supreme Court was overturned by the Civil War”

That’s probably something he’s into.

I agree.

Can I get a transcript? I don’t really want to hear any of you guys talk.

The only thing less convenient for people who come to a website to read articles than doing this in podcast form would be carving it in stone and hosting a viewing at a museum in Iceland.

This whole shoot was weird. But, lots of Hunnam abs, so.

So the words “disproportionate response” mean nothing to you? Good to know.

Being a honky fuck who jizzes his Jordaches over what is “urban” and “breaking the law” sounds like a very internet commenter thing to do. And don’t stop there-you are only irked by these “criminals” because they are black, and are, in your eyes, “getting away with it.”

Have you met, or perhaps been, a teenager before?

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?

given how bad ESPN programming decisions have been in the last half decade ... there’s just no reason to watch it

there’s a couple outlandish claims for sure, but I’d love to know why you wrote this line: “But, as Bernadette Pasley illustrates, the rest of Priore’s tome is so wrought with inconsistencies and outright factual errors that it’s hard to take anything else in it seriously”

Last I heard (and it might have been in a Deadspin post), they are down significantly over the past several years as more and more people get rid of cable/satellite TV in favor of Netflix and such. Also, SportsCenter just doesn’t serve any purpose in the smartphone era where scores and highlights and news are all…

Ummmmm Harper, Votto, Goldschmidt, and McCutcheon have all been unquestionably better. Posey, too. And they've all been doing it all season, not 30 games.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

I met Damon Waynes Jr once. He is so attractive and smells amazing. And while cocky, he was perfectly nice in allowing us to sniff him.

there’s never a bad time for supreme court humor imo