I don’t know why, but the condescention of this comment just makes me barf.

Hate to be a buzzkill ladies, but what about breast, cervical, and liver cancer? (Spoiler alert: risk of all is increased with prolonged use of OCPs)

I’m at a water park right now (Summer in Florida, what can you do) and really, 1% (or fewer even) people here have the “ideal beach body”. The rest of us though also exist, have paid money to be here and deserve to have as much fun as anyone else, regardless of how gross we look. Fuck that shit, everyone has the right…

I mean seriously. Let’s all just throw a burqa over our shameful bodies and heads and be done with it.

Arm flab in summer is my go-to accessory.

Needs more guns.

Oh, well, that’s all right then.

You sound as if you’re somehow surprised that someone can be professionally successful while also having a complete lack of ethics or respect for the law.

Pfft! As if people can think more than one thing is wrong, at the same time. What are we, super computers?

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

All of those Harry Potter kids seem to have grown up to be such lovely adults.

Luke Perry should take a few tips from Daniel Radcliffe. Here you go, Luke. How not to be an asshat, lesson #1.

my three dogs are very upset for Peanut Butter. They are all crowded around my computer trying to solve this puppies problems.

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

I think it would be incredibly overwhelming for like 5 minutes, then suddenly underwhelming

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE

They understand how reservations work, but think that the word revolves around them and that the normal rules don’t apply.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”