Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

“I think the time is now to discuss whether taxpayer dollars should be going to such a gruesome procedure.” Taxpayer dollars can’t even be used for abortions. So he must be referring to gruesome procedures such as breast cancer screening, STI testing, and birth control. Yeah, keeping women healthy, wouldn’t want that.…

Finally! A candidate who believes in protecting our civil liberties from government overreach. He’s been so vocal and visible in his opposition to the militarization of police and the use of excessive force on black bodies. He’s been so active in opposing state-level legislation aimed at limiting women’s access to a…

The second situation happens because because, as a society, we tell unadventurous homebodies that their lives will be more fulfilling if they change. We particularly tell men of that sort that meeting an adventurous, free spirited woman is the way to do that. Some of those couples marry, and the guy eventually…

If anything, the Republican party is proving we should have more abortions.

I don’t know if I’m “agreeable” enough to snag a sugar daddy. Wait, I do know. I’m not.

It's not that the gif is inappropriate it's that the whole minion thing is way overdone and terrible and everyone has minion fatigue

Since Colin is so interested in facts: In 2014, there were 83 Dominican born players on the opening day 25-man rosters of baseball’s 30 teams. That’s 9%. American born players made up just under 74%.

I’ll bet the “homo lobby” is very tastefully decorated

Oh honey. My husband used to work there. His favorite customer quote: “I am going to cut myself and bleed all over you if you don’t do this for me.”

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted…

I've taken more verbal abuse as a verizon customer service worker and I haven't arrested anyone for it.

I’m trying to get the word out - the SONGS are already here from Miranda. Her Platinum album. Pretty much the whole thing. Basically says he cheated on her and so she decided to cheat on him. WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING ON THIS IN THE MEDIA? It answers literally ALL of the questions.

I...disagree. While Trump is an amusing sideshow, he’s also a distraction from real issues. There’s no way I’m voting republican, but by letting Trump blather on —-people who are serious candidates don’t get as much attention.

Re: the Cunts. For a while, my parents loved to tell the story of how my dad loved to tell me to ask any given waiter for a fork and spoon when I was a toddler. I couldn’t pronounce fork and spoon correctly, because I was like 2, and apparently I would politely request a “fuckin’ poon,” and my dad thought it was…

I would go to nice restaurants and sample food off plates so I could really know what to order.

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…

Then, there are some of us who attempt to remain hidden and anonymous because attention from the opposite sex (men, specifically) brings danger and can make us feel powerless. How nice it must be to rest assured that the people sizing you up and thinking you look good won’t overpower you and harm you. Heck, even…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”