Oh, well, that’s all right then.

You sound as if you’re somehow surprised that someone can be professionally successful while also having a complete lack of ethics or respect for the law.

Pfft! As if people can think more than one thing is wrong, at the same time. What are we, super computers?

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

All of those Harry Potter kids seem to have grown up to be such lovely adults.

Luke Perry should take a few tips from Daniel Radcliffe. Here you go, Luke. How not to be an asshat, lesson #1.

my three dogs are very upset for Peanut Butter. They are all crowded around my computer trying to solve this puppies problems.

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

I have no evidence for this, but I suspect it’s the former - going on for years and now is getting more attention.

I think it would be incredibly overwhelming for like 5 minutes, then suddenly underwhelming

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE

They understand how reservations work, but think that the word revolves around them and that the normal rules don’t apply.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

“I think the time is now to discuss whether taxpayer dollars should be going to such a gruesome procedure.” Taxpayer dollars can’t even be used for abortions. So he must be referring to gruesome procedures such as breast cancer screening, STI testing, and birth control. Yeah, keeping women healthy, wouldn’t want that.…

The second situation happens because because, as a society, we tell unadventurous homebodies that their lives will be more fulfilling if they change. We particularly tell men of that sort that meeting an adventurous, free spirited woman is the way to do that. Some of those couples marry, and the guy eventually…

If anything, the Republican party is proving we should have more abortions.

I don’t know if I’m “agreeable” enough to snag a sugar daddy. Wait, I do know. I’m not.