It's not that the gif is inappropriate it's that the whole minion thing is way overdone and terrible and everyone has minion fatigue

Since Colin is so interested in facts: In 2014, there were 83 Dominican born players on the opening day 25-man rosters of baseball’s 30 teams. That’s 9%. American born players made up just under 74%.

I’ll bet the “homo lobby” is very tastefully decorated

Oh honey. My husband used to work there. His favorite customer quote: “I am going to cut myself and bleed all over you if you don’t do this for me.”

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted…

I've taken more verbal abuse as a verizon customer service worker and I haven't arrested anyone for it.

I’m trying to get the word out - the SONGS are already here from Miranda. Her Platinum album. Pretty much the whole thing. Basically says he cheated on her and so she decided to cheat on him. WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING ON THIS IN THE MEDIA? It answers literally ALL of the questions.

I...disagree. While Trump is an amusing sideshow, he’s also a distraction from real issues. There’s no way I’m voting republican, but by letting Trump blather on —-people who are serious candidates don’t get as much attention.

Re: the Cunts. For a while, my parents loved to tell the story of how my dad loved to tell me to ask any given waiter for a fork and spoon when I was a toddler. I couldn’t pronounce fork and spoon correctly, because I was like 2, and apparently I would politely request a “fuckin’ poon,” and my dad thought it was…

I would go to nice restaurants and sample food off plates so I could really know what to order.

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…

Then, there are some of us who attempt to remain hidden and anonymous because attention from the opposite sex (men, specifically) brings danger and can make us feel powerless. How nice it must be to rest assured that the people sizing you up and thinking you look good won’t overpower you and harm you. Heck, even…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

It was found that some IRS employees were doing that funny business to organizations on both sides, and I agree that that was wrong and unnecessary and people rightly lost their jobs over that. That sort of thing is not acceptable, in the same way that county clerks should not be keeping their positions if their…

Fair point. At the same time, I’m all for threats of violence actually ending in violence.

Dundalk or Glen Burnie. Always Dundalk or Glen Burnie.

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.