Nonononono you ask a question, then you defer to Mr. Paul’s answer, and then you compliment Mr. Paul on his lush hairpiece, and then you curtsey like so.

I don’t see how anyone can say this about POCs and not be racist. Like, hot is hot. I don’t think there’s a single race out there where I was like, naw, all billion of you are just not good sorry.

Twitter has made this ABUNDANTLY clear. And I’m just like,

Oh you’re one of those people that arrive at the last possible minute and then have the gall to act like everyone should rush themselves bc you’re late?

Old white guys be damned, he still said, presumably by accident into a hot mic, “Fuck that guy.” The story here isn’t the N word (ugh, or at least I hope it doesn’t become so), but of us collectively giggling about the kids this tournament learning the hard way that professional microphones are really well made these…

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

You and Leslie Horn should get married and start your own site far away from Deadspin.

I have no problem with the decision, but I hope this type of arrangement is the same for every player who may be battling addiction and not just Josh Hamilton.

Actually, suspension could have hurt him. Historically, Hamilton has done the best during the season. The structure and workload don’t give him the opportunity to abuse drugs. Its the offseasons when he struggles.

All the times I’ve said something to a man, was kind of ignored, then what I said was repeated by another man and that turned out to be a great idea/funny/helpful/worthy of attention.

I work in education, specifically special education, so this isn’t usually an issue at my school site, though I have seen instances where, say, a male psychologist on the team insists that he is the only person who makes eligibility decisions, when in fact those are team decisions.

He looks like Councilman Jam!

Grandpa? Is that you? I thought the nurses took away your Internet!

Can't say I agree with you there. I don't see that as Lillard acting like an ass at all — he didn't do pull-ups on the rim, he didn't dangle his nuts in an opponent's face. He swung through and stayed on the rim for less than a second, and while it's easy to say "act like you've been there before," he's a 17- or…

Lillard broke a universal rule among all officials: a player is never allowed to express his youthful exuberance at any time because back when the official played...

Whenever I tell the 2 year old I take care of to do something, her excuse is always "nooooo, my tummy hurts in my eye".

anyway, I like to cultivate a sense of mystery about myself so that nobody expects me to go to events, and if I show up it's a pleasant surprise. It's worked very well for me.

I just want to let you know, that's a rage star, not an "I like this" star.

My dad would say, "Oh, yeah. My daughter would definitely allow someone to kidnap her. Typical Kurtney."

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.