atripleshyofthecycle
A Triple Shy of the Cycle
atripleshyofthecycle

this make girl so mad
girl *CRUSH*

God damn right I'm flying home for that Buck garden gnome game.

I'd rock the Hawaiian shirt and anyone who wouldn't is wrong.

Same here I used to love those amazing architecture posts or houses I'll never afford posts. I even gave up on their "sister" site The Berry. Too many posts about hot girls creeping in that site too.

The only good thing about Chive is that since it tries so hard to perpetuate its brand, fanboys rep it with pride. Seeing a 'KCCO' on a Tinder and OKC profile is a solid way to instantly weed out the insufferable.

Same. I was a pretty avid follower when they first got started because I could just skip past the posts about hot chicks. Now you really can't avoid them.

This is one of the reasons I had to stop reading The Chive. For every picture that falls into the "hey that's cool" category, there's one that is just horrible for me. I haven't been over there for years, but they used to have a gallery go thigh gaps and one with showing off girls' hip bones and it totally doesn't

Douchebag comment. What we need are more people filming law enforcement, not fewer.

How are you best friends with this person

1. Biker obviously did something to piss off the cop

I am sure she has a fainting couch. Because she resents the implication. SHE RESENTS THE IMPLICATION GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS.

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Oh. My. God. Most of these stories MUST be posted from prison libraries, because if these stories happened to me I would cut a motherfucker.

Always amusing when someone spends half an hour putting together a post telling a whole crowd how lame they are. Instead of, y'know, just going somewhere else.

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

BRACING FOR MAIN PAGE, CAPTAIN. DISMISSING FINGERS AT THE READY.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.