Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

I always have time to take out the trash, son

My gay agenda:

Sometimes I wish the Constitution were more black and white. Like, I wish it would flat out just say in plain English: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States." Then we wouldn't have to deal with all this mess...

Women are in this weird place where socially & economically we don't really neeeeed to get married, but it's still implied that we're defective if we don't get married. It's a tough place to be. Logically, I know I'd rather be my myself than be married to someone I wasn't bonkers about just for the sake of being…

I don't know that I understand. So, the fetus' attorney can call witnesses against the pregnant teen girl and they say... what? They're testifying against her getting an abortion, so are they going to say nice things about her? Like, she's totes responsible and will be a great mom and, as such, shouldn't be allowed to…

Yes

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

I agree 100%. Find me an incestuous relationship where it doesn't sound like someone has an attachment disorder or something that should be addressed in therapy, and not in bed.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

no i am annoying af

i am bringing this out of the greys even though i think it has kind of a whiney childish tone because i think there's something to be said wrt incest, the taboo, and people making their own decision.

Like special dog, whilst moving.

it's the family thing that is honestly the weirdest part

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

This is NOT ok.

Accountability for partying, but not for raping.

OMG just be like everyone else in the world and do it the right way and talk shit about people behind their backs.