THATS OK THAT LEAVES MORE MATT DAMON FOR THE REST OF US!!

I second Blair Underwood. I still can't believe Miranda dumped him on Sex and the City. He was sooooo out of her league.

Adam Levine looks to me like a man with extremely average looks and a so-so singing voice who, with copious gym-going and a lot of hipster-esque ink, somehow WILLED himself into a simulacrum of sexiness. And it doesn't work even a little tiny bit for me.

Adam Levine is NOT sexy. His face looks like someone tried to resize a photo of him but forgot to hold down Shift and his voice sounds like someone kicked him in the groin.

Not ashamed to say it - I would bang every version of Johnny Depp. From Benny and Joon to Tim Burton puppet....yes yes yes.

I'd like to see Jesse Williams in there, too. Actually, there are a lot...

OK Adam Levine apologist. All of your man opinions are invalid.

ugh biggest crush charming fox is confusing

Seriously. Not the eyeball yanking, finger cutting off, prison rape and gun fights? Nah, that's all fine. No asses though!!!

Doxxing people who choose vitriolic racism and to operate under the cover of what is basically the oldest American terrorist organization is fucking fine by me.

I think there is substantial evidence that white folks couldn't handle being treated the way black folks are.

Yeah, their games get watched on mute around here.

I know, right? I felt like I should be taking notes or rewinding the dvr with every WOW. Did I miss something spectacular? Nah. Inarticulate space filling or awe. It was hard to tell with those two.

That "wow" is going to drive me to homicidal madness one of these days

This is really cool. It's nice to see a dude go to so much effort to make this kind of point, and manage to do it in an attention-getting but not chiding or shamey way. ALL THE CANDY CANES FOR YOU, KARL STEFANOVIC. YOU GO KARL STEFANOVIC.

Aside from how heartbreaking it would be to watch the video, I don't feel right watching it. I know it was posted to the internet and has been watched by hundreds of thousands of people, but to me watching it would feel like an intrusion into an intensely personal moment, one of the all too small number of moments…

Yes, guys are growing fuller beards and wearing plaid and sweaters as a nod to timely fashion icon, Paul Bunyon. Or maybe, you know, because winter is coming...

What in the fuck is in the bottom of her tub?

She wasn't in the wall. She'd slipped back into her native tenth dimension for further instructions and training, as all cats do from time to time.

I have mentioned this before in a thread on pet names, but it bears repeating that my parents had a friend with a giant grumpy-faced grey persian named YASSER ARACAT.