"First of all, there are organs that "detox" a body already. They are called the liver and the kidneys. If they aren't working, a raw carrot isn't going to help. Only an organ transplant will help."

Thank you! This should be an opportunity to celebrate with Mean Girls gifs and imagine how amazing it would be if Regina George was actually real and if she actually was on Real Housewives. I would never turn my tv off.

I sorta agree with Gretchen - except she wouldn't be the boss of Toaster Strudel, her husband would be. That would be why Jason married her in the first place. He had hoped to be a big time lawyer, but didn't have the grades for law school so he took his next best option.

Is this a shirt? This is really, really short. She has great legs, but something about the hemline/look of this dress looks really weird.

Please do not with Deacon.

Someone mentioned Opie in here (sorry, Kinja is being a brat today and ate your double comment =/) but yes, I'm still mourning Op. He was hawt.

it's called code switching, asshat. read a book.

Who to believe??

I think Deadspin wrote an article why. If only I could find it...

"The truth is Misty is not stressed over money or career. Her career is going great,"

So if you have to leave work bc of family issues your're a bust? Where was I implying the Raider fan is racist, jump to conclusions much? Lemme guess you have heart but never got play bc of them damn glory boys with all their talent etc. Also Im guessing none of you guys can read, deadspin and espn both did in depth…

Okay granpa, lemme guess its that damn hip hopity music that makes him too damn uppity. First off his friends were never his problem, his family was. Again go ahead and read the article about the time he took off to rehabilitate himself, lemme guess thats pussy shit, dude just needs to pull up his boot strabs and use…

I would add that in his year off McClain spent his time back with the Crimson Tide helping with the team and working with Saban to get his life back on track. Seems like he realized what a huge mistake he was making (financially and just in general) and decided to get back to a place where he did well.

Was there an incident when marathon trolls yelled "ALMOST THERE" after the second mile?

Judging by the closeup Dyson damn near made it to third and a half base on Flaherty.

Okay, I'm going to stop trying to explain things and try to actually help you.

There are a lot of little kids who come to school with baggage from home. It's heart breaking.

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

Parenthood, and specifically motherhood, presented as a lifetime of personality-free patience and self-sacrifice, with a side of creepy stalking and poor boundaries when your child is an adult.

I kind of did not like "A Wrinkle in Time"

Maybe that is more "Young Adult"? (I read it in 2nd grade so...)