Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this.

Seriously. Look at her outfit (bedazzled denim on denim). Look at their house.

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

Europe certainly had the right idea with the Eurrail. Fast, smooth, comfortable, great views, no security pawing at your unmentionables...and considering the time it takes to get to the airport/check in/board/etc, the train is often faster. I assume it's friendlier to the environment.

12 years sober here. Believe me when I say you can't assume anyone saw him drinking that night. Alkies can hide bottles like you wouldn't believe.

It's called stealing first, and you can't do it if someone is already on first. He's out without a throw or a tag. He didn't run because he knows the rules.

It's not about whether 16 is an adult or not, it's an abuse of power. Full stop.

My tablet is nothing but smut books. Nothing.

Sexual tension. I will read/watch/devour/pant after anything with serious sexual tension explicit or not, between man and a woman, man and man, woman and woman, person and rock, kinky, vanilla, multiple partners, in a house, with a mouse, anything.

Paradise is my favorite romance book EVER! I don't even mind that the lead female character is a Republican.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

That's exactly what I was thinking! It's so absurdly ignorant to how female arousal works that it's almost laughable.

She basically majored in three different flavors of the same discipline. My guess would be that 75% of her classes overlapped.

These stories confuse me because don't you have your license in your wallet? And don't you carry your wallet everywhere? Wouldn't she need her wallet for this conference thing? Do they keep their license on a nightstand and make a decision about whether to bring it every time they leave the house?

I am astounded at how spoiled people never even fathom that shit could get us broke mofos arrested.

Karen Milton:

I feel the author of the original comment was lamenting the fact that people are going to latch on to this, use it, misuse it, and create serious misconceptions about the disorder in order to use it to their advantage. I don't think original poster was saying that those with the disorder don't have the disorder.

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I am diagnosed bipolar and hate hearing "I'm basically bipolar" from fucking every precious snowflake when the topic comes up... It's not just about feeling mood swings—for me personally, the greatest sadness I have about the condition is the cognitive impairment that I can't make sense of....fuck your "I'm so angry…

You'll forgive me if I don't find the words of terrorist kidnappers to be 100% trustworthy when talking about the treatment of the girls they kidnapped.