Considering Goodell got paid $44M last year - more than twice what the highest paid player in his league made - I'd say it's reasonable to hold him to a pretty high standard of conduct, and it's reasonable to fire him if he fails to live up to it by, for example, lying to the media.

Yeah, I think "finds attractive" and "wants to date" are very different. If I see a 22 year-old online/at the bar/on the street, I will often think "she is pretty/hot/etc." The idea of even going on one date with a 22 year-old, however, is incredibly annoying. Hot young people are almost always annoying.

I think this misses the distinction between finding someone attractive and actually wanting to fuck and/or date them. I'm sure most men find 20 year old women attractive, because they ARE attractive. When I'm browsing potential dates online, I often click on attractive guys and think "Wow, he's hot." Sometimes I…

The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

Not here. Let's not go here, please.

I have an inexplicable amount of love and admiration for Rihanna. I don't like her kind of music and I've heard she's a nightmare to deal with personally, but she's so beautiful and does not seem to give an iota of a fuck what anyone thinks of her. She's like the Barry Bonds of pop music.

Internet commenters? Fuck those guys.

He didn't. He told his friend that he "can't make the babies stop crying". The friend told his own mom, who thought there were only two kids living in the house. AND, the horrible mom was supposed to be on the Cape. So the friend's mom went to the house to investigate and saw the kids in squalor and called 911…

If a women in office behaved like Sanford did, she'd be run out of town. Because too "emotional", "hormonal", "unstable" and "untrustworthy". Amazing the kind of perma-waiver men get 24/7. And, btw, his behavior IN NO WAY reflects badly upon any or all men. Because bullshit hashtag not all men.

I'm guessing girlfriend got bored with him and moved on. Real life removes the shine off the forbidden fruit. Now he is blaming his ex wife cause he is just a basic middle aged white man with nothing to offer.

You can exercise while pregnant, if your doctor says all is well. Pregnancy isn't an illness. It is a state of health.

Or Greg Maddux. I am done.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so ... suspended. <collapses in Zach Britton's arms>

I mean, why does it matter if it's intentional? Sure it matters in the larger discussion of good versus evil or whatever baseball's morality play is farting through the tuba, but really why does it matter in this moment? As a purely objective narrative he puts Stanton in the hospital, then hit Johnson near the face…

Yes, that was particularly hard to hear. You gave us SO MUCH, man. Why couldn't we give you something back to help you heal this pain? But that's not how it works. You can't make people struggling with those issues "happy." That's the frustrating, heartbreaking part.

That's a fabulous idea. Perhaps Antiques Roadshow Baltimore 2057 will feature a rare example of a Rice Jersey Folk Art Quilt, valued at $37,000,000 Plinko chips, or whatever we will be using for currency in that era.

FUCK YES, BALTIMORE!!!!!

I don't get the whole 'seeing THIS video changed everything' mindset that everyone's running with. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY THINK HAPPENED?!? It was in the police report!