I once was on the phone paying for my brother to come home for Christmas. He was stationed in Germany and the only time he had ever been on a plane was to fly to Germany. We got all the way to the payment part of the the transaction before they informed me his flight would land at Dulles but fly out of Reagan and he…

Dr. Spaceman? Is that you?

It’s not just parties. I teach high school. This is what life is like now.

OMG. Has anyone seen the documentary with Lisa Ling “Inside North Korea”? In that they visit a home and instead of allowing Ling to ask questions they make her watch this little kid sing and dance?

Butting in to scream about how much I love eshakti. Along with the $10 customization fee, if you order from the App its 10% off and everytime I’ve ordered they send me a $20 off coupon once I receive my package. Well made dresses, always sales. 4 stars. two enthuastic thumbs up.

I just go back to him patting the stacks of paper, “Look at our bill! Look at theirs!”....that can’t be what they sent him out for, right? He’s just making stuff up, right?

It’s crazy. I’m white, and I teach in Baltimore. I’m really close with my kids (and also super liberal) and the people who know me best know this about me. Most people don’t say anything around me, but when I’m with people I don’t really know, it’s a stark contrast.

No problem! And if you download the App, they send you a $10 off coupon and if you order from the App you get 10% off every time!

In the end, Gomez and Haskell eat cheesy potatoes

I said it to another commenter, but you should look at eShakti. They’re amazing, affordable and pretty. You can get everything customized too (length, neckline) for a flat fee of 9.95. I used to buy from modcloth but the quality of eShakti is better in my opinion.

You should try eShakti. Almost every dress comes with pockets, or you can have them added. You can also customize the length, arm length and neckline. ALSO, you put in your height and they make the dress for you. And its still around the same price range as Modcloth. I love them.

Women’s “fashion” in general. Why does everything have to be THE SAME. Fine, stupid flowy tops with holes can be in style. Why can’t I still by a regular shirt too?

Same. I hear and just think, who steals a mattress? The hell is this song?

Baltimore City Schools are facing a $130 million deficit, we’re cutting anything and everything. Our whole high school athletic program could be cut and all we need is like $7,000. Rich people spend that on a dress and don’t bat an eye.

RIGHT?! Like 3 times a week I think to myself, This is it!

back in the early 2000s I would get bored at work and read Wikipedia entries about serial killers and child disappearances. It’s a wonder my job didnt have me investigated!

I second Adam Khan. His twitter feed is scary.

Also basically everything Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) does on Twitter.

We have a saying at my school that, “she might be bigger and she might be stronger, but you can’t beat crazy. Crazy wins every time.”