I want this Onion article to be real so very, very badly.

Now THAT is a good example of an evergreen tweet.

At this point, I think that that should be rhetorical question in relation to the Turnip-in-Chief and literally everyone in his administration, plus all of his supporters.

Those of us in blue states will survive the coming Trumpocalypse. The red states will end up fighting each other over dwindling supplies of clean water and clean food thanks to Trump tossing out every regulation that has protected people and their natural resources.

This administration is such a shitshow.

I’m going to have to take up studying German as a hobby very, very soon.

Since Soylent Green is clearly going to be an actual thing soon once America goes completely to hell - especially after Meals on Wheels is eliminated and schoolkids stop getting free lunches - my hope is that Price falls into a vat or an industrial blender and becomes part of the new Soylent Green circle of life.

Spending taxpayer money on tanks/planes/ships/cruisers/whatever that will serve no practical use unless Trump drags us into an idiotic war is obviously a far better use of taxpayer money than doing something like spending on CPB to help educate a poor coal miner’s child so that they learn enough to eventually go to…

All I have to say at this point is that our fake Attorney General is a genuine idiot.

I <3 my state. Go Hawaii!

Finally some decent hairstyles that won’t shame my character?

Belated typo fix: those conservatives who (not “those conservative who”).

This administration has succeeded at one thing and one thing only: Pissing me off every single day with some sort of stupid and/or racist and/or completely insane statement by Trump and/or his flunkies.

Let’s all make sure to call it Trumpcare and also make sure that everyone remembers who is responsible if the Republicans’ shitty bill passes.

As do I.

*HEADDESKS A BILLION TIMES OVER TODAY’S LATEST STUPIDITY*

I figured he was trying to dissolve a body just like on that episode of Breaking Bad.

Someone with honor and integrity who actually fights for things like truth and justice? Of course he ends up fired by the craven, cowardly and corrupt Turnip-in-Chief! I’m glad that Bharara stood his ground and forced that fucker into firing him.

America is currently entirely upside down, not just that flag pin on Lyin’ Spice’s lapel. *sigh*

My friends occasionally give me games. I also buy games for my dad and for my friends. I fail to see why the reviews of a person who gets a game from family/friends shouldn’t count. There needs to be distinction between gifts from friends and family versus devs handing out free games in the hopes of getting good…