I hope someone saves the koalas. A) They’re cute and B) they’re also mean-tempered.

Can someone please keep me from throwing something at my monitor? Because I’m finding it extremely difficult to resist doing it whenever I see Bannon’s ugly fucking face these days. Sometimes I think I should start drinking to deal with it, but then I look at Bannon and go: “Hell no, wtf were you even thinking?!?!”

And you just know that Manchurian Donald would believe that they’re real ghosts, too. *sigh*

Alleged heel spurs - ones that conveniently disappeared without any surgery at all sometime after the war was over.

Judging by what I saw yesterday on Twitter, that shitstorm has already started. I still can’t believe that Manchurian Donald put America on the same moral footing as Russia with his brain-dead comments. Yes, because having your political opponents assassinated and bombing innocent people on purpose is totally a thing…

I love it when they’re hoisted by their own dumb petards - especially when it’s that asshat Giulani. I may be atheistic at this point, but I suppose it couldn’t hurt to toss out a prayer that justice is done in this case and that Manchurian Donald’s Muslim ban goes down in flames.

I’m leaning more in the direction of: May God not have mercy on their souls - especially since they’re probably all headed downstairs, not upstairs anyway.

Yep, she’s awesome!

*pat pat*

As a book designer who has to handle edits, I feel your pain. I had to correct T’was to ’Twas just the other day after an author approved print on her title without catching the error (she’s lucky that I decided to do this, because I’m not in any way obligated to fix an author’s uncaught errors).

I know she later claimed that she “misspoke” (and in this case, that’s a proper use of quotation marks as opposed to the Turnip-in-Chief’s quotation marks), but she kept going on with additional #alternativefacts, so I do not buy her story one damned bit. She just got caught at it and then...she tries to insult…

Read about that the other day, and I was like: Wow, even being white, obviously being Norwegian, AND being a former PM isn’t actually enough to protect you in the bizarro world of Trump-merica.

Since they’re so rich, maybe the Trumps should have to reimburse the government every damned time one of them take a trip like this - a trip whose sole purpose is to funnel money into the Trump empire.

I’m far more worried about white male neo-Nazis/white supremacists like Dylann Roof, who killed nine people, than I am of anyone coming into the U.S. from the countries listed in the Muslim ban - you know because zero people from those countries have committed acts of terrorism.

A Jewish son-in-law and grandkids =/= mostly Jewish family. Trump’s German on his father’s side and Scottish on his mother’s side. Also:

He looks like he’s putrid and decaying at an accelerated rate - soooooooooo...great picture!

*rolleyes at Trump*

All of us in Hawaii, too! Don’t forget us, we’re a blue state!!! We can also be Canada’s number-one vacation spot if sea levels don’t rise too high anyway....

HE’S TALKING ABOUT YOU, TRUMP, YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! ARGLEBARGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, lower - I’m going with kindergarten.