...to choke on a pretzel?

This is just SUPER, because we all know that they’re the people to go to if we want the whole unvarnished truth! And they’re so gosh-darned science friendly and smart and unbiased, too!

Dear senators and representatives: If a nominee believes in stupid theories like Joseph having been responsible for building the Great Pyramids to use as granaries as Carson does, then please do the right thing and say hell no to confirming the dumbass. *headdesk*

Please, Canada, be our new overlords. I’d rather have you guys in charge instead of Vladimir Putin’s sock puppet!

Pre-Hydra Cap, yes. Post-Hydra Cap, not so much - get where you’re coming from, though, since he was a Nazi-punching hero for a fairly long stretch before this latest plotline.

Yeah, I’m TOTALLY worried about the Zetas who aren’t here in the U.S. *rolleyes@Turnip-in-Chief*

Ditto - I’m pretty enraged atm. Not quite foaming at the mouth yet, but just give me another day or two and I’ll probably be at that stage!

Republican only have problems with executive orders when they’re issued by an intelligent black man with a foreign-sounding surname. When the biggest idiot on the planet who happens to be white pops executive orders out one after another? Absolutely no problem at all! *sarcasm*

@Mexico: Guys, please continue to stand your ground and say no to paying for Trump’s wall. Also, if you have to, make good on your threat to pull out of NAFTA. It’s going to fuck Trump over so hard if you just withdraw - he and the Republicans will take the blame for the resulting economic fallout/chaos. Oh, and with…

Read about that earlier - hope he beats it.

Color me surprised that it was a Republican that sponsored this!

Nothing to see here, absolutely NO corruption, influence-peddling, or ethics violations! #alternativefacts

Ouch - that tells me all I need to know. Danke!

Here’s why, Rudy...

I can’t bring myself to watch it because I hate Kellyanne Con-witch so much that I might punch my screen if I listen to her screech. Can someone just tell me if she’s about as unfunny as I think she is?

Thanks for that story - I now hate today a smidgen less than I was hating today about five minutes ago.

Fuck those assholes, especially Krawiec. *seethe*

Dammit - I fail at GIFs, so: *applause*

^

I love the Obamas. I hate the Trumps and don’t feel sorry for Melania at all, no matter what the deal is with her and Jabba the Orange Hutt’s relationship.