*applaud*

We know that Trump can’t read or tell the truth - going to have to add math to the list of things that he can’t do.

Time to make a Trump voodoo doll and start praying to Marie Laveau. Can people in New Orleans help us out with that?

Well, it might be the only way to ensure that the children of Republicans aren’t brainwashed dolts like their parents. Think of it as rescuing them from a life of intellectual poverty and dishonesty.

Nooooo, kill it with fire!

As long as you promise to share him!

Well, maybe after it finally dawns on those dimbulbs that Obamacare and the ACA are one and the same thing, they’ll understand how they just screwed themselves at long, long last.

Please make them take back Pruitt and Sessions, too.

Rick Perry couldn’t even cut it on Dancing with the Stars or answering questions at a presidential debate. He’s definitely not qualified to take on a position held by someone who worked at MIT, understands physics, and actually knows what they’re doing.

I like Biden and think he’s a pretty upstanding, honest guy who does understand middle-class concerns and would have appealed to at least some of the people who voted for Trump. I would have voted for him in a heartbeat over a sleazebag like Trump.

I believe that he said that if he saw anything he didn’t like, he’d speak up about it. Ah, here’s the gist of what he said:

I immediately tweeted and was basically going: Is Putin including himself and Trump in that “creators of fake news are worse than prostitutes” category????

Being in Hawaii, I hadn’t actually heard much about LePage until, well, today. I’m sort of horrified that he’s an actual person who seems just...like...Trump. You have my sympathies. *pat pat*

I would invest in space technology, developing a rocket capable of launching a vehicle that can travel to Mars, and hire a private military force (or just buy a country and their entire army). Trust me, this will shortly make perfect sense.

Good riddance to that plagiarizing fraud who clearly has no problems with intellectual theft and benefiting from other people’s work in her Ph.D. dissertation, her book, and her stupid columns! I especially hate her blatant and lazy copying & pasting after reading samples of the original material right next to her…

His amazing and magical bone spurs that somehow got better on their own after the war and just went poof without surgery or aaaaany kind of treatment! *rolleyes@Trump*

And I bet that Trump still had to have someone read it to him. *snerk*

I think that’s him doing his best Vladimir Putin impression - and I’m very, very, very glad that the orange-haired turnip isn’t posing shirtless and riding a horse.

Yep, angry glowering by the orange-haired turnip-elect is a very presidential photographic pose. *snerk*

Trump’s signature is extremely pointy - kind of like his head.