Both the FBI and the CIA have histories of institutional dysfunction going back to their foundings that suggest the healthiest approach would be to rip them apart and build new agencies from the ashes, because in my opinion we do need somebody to do the work those agencies do.

I like this joke and I’m terrified of the countless people who like this sentiment unironically.

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

A fitting metaphor since the prodigal son was a dumbass who coasted through life on his Dad’s money.

Ditto.

It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

I had an outside AV company show up to do pipe&drape on a Sunday who didn’t bring their own lift. It was a meltdown of BIBLICAL proportions from inside AV, Security, Engineering, and Banquets. I hear ya, friend. No one has any idea what is involved in putting on a production until they’ve seen it done. And then most…

Oh my god - i spent 12 hours in the bahamas and no one was there to wait on me. I had to drink vodka from a bottle.

If you hadn’t bashed velcro, I would have have given you two dollars.

A lot of this kind of “Clinton lost because she sucks” analysis seems to be missing that candidates exactly like Trump are popping up in a lot of Western countries (Philippines, France, England) and *winning.* Yes, Clinton may be uniquely awful and somehow The Worst Campaign Runner Ever, and yet many candidates that…

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

I’m a professional meeting planner and this just goes to show that pinterest is not all you need to plan an event. This ain’t no vision board, kids. You need spreadsheets. And infrastructure. And so, so many COI’s.

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

But not enough to you know, let those Syrian children come to the United States to escape chemical warfare.

I’m not wishing death on anyone per se.....I mostly just want a mortar fired in his vicinity to scare the shit out of him and make him realise this is not a fucking game and he’s in way over his head. Iraqi politics are extremely delicate, and a little screw up by an inexperienced but powerful individual with no…

Thank you.

Side note: it really annoyed me when people referred to the Clintons as a “dynasty” during the election. Two politically ambitious people being married does not a dynasty make. They aren’t the fucking Kennedys.

Unless you’re taking about slavery. Then it was 1,000 years ago and everyone should shut up it’s over!

Fuck you, buddy.