It’s all about the money. They even said it in the article. They want to keep the broadcast pay per view and no free shows.

We do it super weird here in India - we follow metric for everything - kilometers, liters, kilograms, but then for smaller measurements like height (and I guess penis size) we used inches and feet.

There was also the version Ted sang at Janitor’s wedding in Scrubs. That was lovely.

Biomenace.