Carrying around a bottle of Coco Mademoiselle in your handbag with an iPad and leather gloves is just a weepy email to Jolie for cleaning advice waiting to happen.

You wonder if wolves see domestic dogs in the same way.

The only game where numbers will be reversed and more women will play as men. Personally I like the romance stories from the early Victorian period but this could be good too. I can just imagine what happens when you create a scandal. If there's no ability to raise scandal this won't be fun.

And in other celebrity news, this happened.

I posted this under another user's comment, but this is another fantastic commercial that will make you sob your eyes out (totally worth it though).

Damn, so much pure vitriol for straight-up children in this comment section. Who is forcing all of y'all at gunpoint to look at these funeral selfies? Just wondering.

I am actually okay with sweet wine. It's like drinky dessert! They can just make it for me, I'm totally fine with that.

So basically, in the future we'll all be fighting over water, coffee and now wine.
Let the Thirst Games begin!

"That's what happens when I talk too long."

Cumberbatch is so charming, it simply isn't just.

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

A-HEM. You're leaving out a very important detail - she's being interviewed by Tom Hiddleston.

Trust me, lots of guys think that a woman wants a man who can fuck like a porn star; a man who can go for hours without coming. I think that they imagine we all spend hours playing with our toys without them. I give 'em 20 minutes of active sex and that's it. I'm done and I'm not hanging around until I am bored and…

No matter what you like to eat, the only truly important thing is that you judge the ever-loving shit out of anyone who has different tastes than you.

My dude takes forever to come with a condom on.

My ex-husband was like that sometimes, which was probably a small part of why he didn't like to have sex very often. I blame the cultural belief that women want a guy who can "go all night." The one time recently when it looked like my partner was never going to come, I just stopped when I was tired. He still enjoyed…

So, do they have a spray that does that opposite of that? Because that would be great.

If I didn't have a kid who would need care while I was gone, I would totally apply. I'm never going to be an astronaut, but I'd be all about being a land based astronaut. A terrestrionaut?

There's a substantial undercurrent of misogyny in the gun movement. At gun shows you see books about screwing over your ex and making money that she can't touch. MRAs with guns: such a great idea.