"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."
Luann using and mispronouncing the word “schtooping”
The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.
Luann’s “aw” face after Dorinda loses it
No! It's so sad when a contract expires.
A million stars for you
I suspect someone made it abundantly clear that he was replaceable since Ms Knightly or her supporters wouldn’t be too keen to work with him again. So he makes his unconditional apology in public whilst groveling to keep his job behind closed doors.
This is this is this. This.
“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”
—Like I said, she’ll be fine, and he’s nakedly pathetic. No problems there. But watch for this the next time it happens. Be aware of the woman who’s being made into a stepstool for someone’s ego and self-esteem just because she happens to be in the eyeline of someone so desperately fragile.—
I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.
When I was in high school, a girl in my freshman gym class was married. Apparently her mother had found out that she was sleeping with some 20something dude the summer before high school started and insisted that they get married or she’d have him arrested. The girl seemed cool with it at the time, and we were all in…
We are so overdue for a plague
I’m still about 50/50 that when he gets to the podium to formally accept the GOP nomination at the convention, he’ll just say “fuck it” and walk off the stage. I really, truly believe that this can happen in real life.
What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.
It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.
Shit, this breaks my heart.