Spoiler alert: she translates their language and realizes they’re saying ‘We come to serve man.’

Media: Hillary is the frontrunner.

I’m curious if everyone at Gawker supports Sanders or if all their fawning coverage and complete absence of anything questioning his saintly status is a result of some super specific contract stuff going on.

I’d like to think she was inspired by the woman at Starbucks shouting asshole at her husband and is now trying to shout at him in her own, prostitute-laden way.

That’s cool. Congrats, Anne and Adam!

Doesn’t sound weird at all :)

Bernie supporters - you guys have that ‘Being the loudest asshole on Twitter’ locked down. Except for Trump supporters. You guys are tied with them. Congrats!!

Don’t worry wonderful hero. When Bernie supporters vote for Trump to start the revolution, you can have a job at the front lines getting hurt in marches with the police to defend Susan Sarandon’s purist ideals. Of course, you still won’t have health insurance to help you recover. But, what’cha gonna do?

I live in the same town as her. I want to accidentally bump into Wendy at the supermarket and follow her around breastfeeding a baby because I know she’s against that. My breasts no longer produce milk and my kids are no longer babies, but I’ll figure it out*.

I love the youngwomansplaining: She’s so cringeworthy! Why can’t she make me feel comfortable watching her like Bernie effortlessly does with birds?

Anne Wojcicki, Brin’s “wealthy and wildly smart” ex-wife

Didn’t Prince say his record contract made him a slave decades ago and no one batted an eye over the word choice?

I think I was about 12 when this all went down and I remember totally being #teamTonya and hoping against hope she was innocent. I loved how she was everything the snooty field of ice skating tried to reject but she had so much talent they couldn’t ignore her. And then when it became clear she must have known what was…

His son (one of the adult ones) was sent a suspicious package with white powder. On the one hand, that’s messed up. On the other, the thought of him and his family members that support his presidency feeling any kind of fear & looking over their shoulders like the fear they put into the hearts of immigrants and…

I’m not going to listen to this now because I don’t have any advil handy, but I don’t know why it’s a bad thing she has 12 songwriters credited. I remember hearing how Kesha wasn’t given songwriting credit or payment, and thinking it must happen pretty often, so her actually giving people songwriting credit who…

I honestly think Clinton’s going to win, even though it’ll be a fight. She’s gotten a million more votes than Trump for a reason. Even though she has her detractors, her unfavorables are a lot lower than his. If she can pick a really progressive VP, she could end up with a lot of Sanders supporters coming out to vote…

Does this mean someone gets to poison him? Cause Ted’s definitely the poison, right?

WTH with him calling it “our rapes.” Like, you really want to take possession of that? There a reason for that???

“Not going to happen...you and I are professional colleagues...not interested in you.”

It’s ridiculous the way the republicans are reacting. I really hope the incredible support Bernie Sanders has built will continue on into elections for the state and local levels to shift support to more Democrats and show how disgusted people truly are with the republicans in charge (yes, there are problems with the…