I mean, there were people who also wanted to have sex with this guy, so. Yeah. Power is one hell of a hallucinogenic, apparently.

That’s... not at all kinky.

How DARE you associate my beloved mac & cheese with that peripatetic vomitous pustule? How DARE you, SIR!

Just popping into the grays to give a giant thumbs up to the use of the word “prolix.”

If you want to get all academical-ragey about this case and literally every single other rape/sexual harassment court case, this book breaks down how language and power are used in legal situations really damn well.

I’ve made it my mission to be that annoying friend on FB who comments on these “African proverb” and “Native American saying” posts with, “Actually...”

I mean, yeah, sure, they’re “biased.” Because mainstream media outlets who are largely staffed by non-Native reporters aren’t biased at all. And there’s not a hundreds-of-years history of biased reporting against Native people in the US.

He was actually a child actor! And had acted with Alyson Hannigan when they were younger:

How. How are any of these real human beings?

I was always more of a Kristi Yamaguchi girl, myself.

If you Google “edging,” you’re quite likely to get results that are NSFW, just so’s ya know.

Since she’s not “reality TV material,” maybe she can be on the Great British Bake-Off.

You can stream it; search for “Great British Bake Off streaming” and you’ll find some likely places. But as with torrents, there’s always the risk of viruses. Just make sure your antivirus is up to date and don’t click on ads or actually download anything. That’s what I do and I’ve been good so far, fingers crossed!

This is why I love that show: the fact that the pretty mild affair that was Bingate is as tantrum-y/dramatic as it gets is just so refreshing compared to most reality shows where it’s allll about manufactured drama and tantrums.

I dunno, I think she knows...

“a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine”

It’s true: all other cities only consist of boring people and bland shades of gray everywhere you look.

“one of those particular weirdos you only encounter in New York”

Anyone else keep reading the names of these two poopfaces as Schnitzel and Sausage?

If only.