I misread this as "Watch Michelle Obama Drunk" and was really disappointed. I bet she'd be pretty hilarious tipsy on a few glasses of wine.

Also, he pronounces his name "mare-ee-oh" so I can never take him seriously.

Yes! You can GSD and be polite. It takes a nanosecond or so to slap on a please or thank you: "hey, can you get me that report ASAP, please?"

Your underwear gets dirty, too, but most of us don't wear paper panties.

Yeah, if you have Gmail, you can set up a filter so messages go right to trash and you never have to see them. Works like a charm. You can base it on their email address or other words (like his name or if there's a phrase he always, always uses that you're pretty sure no one else uses).

Right? The detailing on the bust/torso is gorgeous.

They are, like most dogs, in fact, totally loveable, family-friendly bundles of licking love. Any breed that is bred and socialized for aggression will have behavior problems, any dog that is not adequately trained and properly socialized will have behavior problems. Yes, pit bulls can be a handful because they are…

Huh? What? Huh? Firstly, this is a fantasy snorgle. Secondly, that really applies to all dogs, not just pits. Snorgling or getting all up in the business of any unknown dog is a stupid thing to do. Thirdly, what's up with the scare quotes?

Total dorks. And the dogs are pretty goofy, too. I love it and I want to snorgle the pitties SO HARD.

Michelle Hurst! :-( I really hope she recovers quickly and will be okay. I just like her a lot, for some reason.

Yes! A related fetish: crushing.

This should make the giantess fetishists quite happy.

You win a gold star for being the first to finally make a merkin reference!

Basically you pee in a jar or something and then sprinkle it around your house/immediate area (you can even dilute it with some water and use a spray bottle, if you want). The idea is that cats have a crazy-strong sense of smell and will smell your scent and come home.

So scary when that happens! Have you tried the pee trick?

Totally.

You are correct on all counts!

Yeah, it makes an otherwise cute clutch look tacky. They could've done the brand name in raised white, and that would've looked better. Or the 2 interlocking Cs in black would've been okay, too.

Whereas I know folks who decided that one of the parents would just stay home, because the bill for daycare would literally (no really) eat up their entire paycheck, so what's the point?

But the troll's name is just so apt!