Yes, it's ridiculous but I love it. And I totally got choked up when she did, talking about how they almost lost Gremlin.

Your fridge is so clean! I am envious.

It'll be like ye olde railroad tymes, what fun!

On a related note, remember that study that came out that showed lower-income people tend to donate more of their income than do wealthier people?

I think wrapped in paper is the way to go; this will maximize the chances of papercuts to the nail-impaled eyeballs.

Eh, she's still a Republican, so I guess "terrible" depends on your politics. I'm not a big fan of her gay-conservative politics, but I'm a far-left lefty, so...

Liz's many two-faced, totally fake, and self-serving kindnesses shouldn't be used to distort her position

Hot damn, that purple lip looks incredible. I mean, it helps that she's gorgeous, too, but wow! Gorgeousness.

Oh hey, fellow Greener!

Right?! If this were happening now, the clothes would be so very color-coded and segregated. Makes me so angry.

I have to actively resist the urge to wipe the "smudge" off my monitor. Maybe it looks better in person, all sparkly and shit?

"I'm confident when the evidence comes it will show that my client was justified and acted as a reasonable person would who was in fear for his life,"

Where some people are cranky about spoilers, others may appreciate the heads up for trigger warning. So y'know...I'm just gonna say that trigger warning trumps spoiler in this case.

I've really got to get one of those.

For a while there, I was convinced that I would name my firstborn Ayla. Oh, Clan of the Cave Bear...

This would be awesome if the shoulder seams weren't so weirdly placed. Makes her look hunched over.

No. Not nice. Weird and awkward and just no.

It makes me want spiked hot cocoa and crackling fires and board games and snowy outsides. I think I am missing my Minnesotan roots...

I love Jeff's adorable hand-knit sweater.

Let's add a nice bottle of Scotch to that mix. And instead of the hot tub, cozy couches with a crackling fire and all of them giving me excellent life advice and me pretending they are all my uncles. And Patrick Stewart is the one I have confusing crush on (confusing because he is my pretend-uncle).