Why the hell would a Dane Cook tweet be featured here? Especially one that's all dumb and body-judgey? WTF? I don't come to Jez to inadvertantly read shitheads being shitty. :-(

There's a special place in hell for any adult who makes a kid feel less than, especially about their appearance.

That's a picture of Valerie June, one of my favorite artists! LOVE that they used a picture of her and her gorgeous, amazing hair (though I wish they'd credited or acknowledged her.)

INTO IT. All of it. Both of them. Cute and sexy and adorable. Please let this begin a wave of ungendering dresses.

(I often pray that I will cry more)

Also, it would be awesome if the Jezebel staff would just delete straight-up racist comments.

Just want to note that while there is sometimes a link between PTSD and domestic violence, they are not the same. PTSD is about coping mechanisms and a response to trauma—which can include violent behavior. Domestic abuse is about power and control. So while there's some overlap, I do think it's important not to…

Okay. If there really are a fuckton and they need to be recycled, they (the gubmint, the author, whatevs) just need to use one of those industrial paper cutters that can go through a kajillion layers to cut off the bound edge. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Fuck heels. I don't know who this lady is but I'd wager she's SO HAPPY because she's comfortable.

INTO IT.

I'm very disconcerted by Alcide's lack of facial hair. Reminds me of the time my step-dad—who had always had a mustache—shaved it off once and my mom and I couldn't even look at him, we were so weirded out. I was like the space between his lip and his nose was suddenly GINORMOUS.

Thank you, Laura, for this invaluable contribution to my late-night happiness.

Ah. Never got into 7th Heaven, so that explains that.

Am I supposed to know who this is?

Theoretically, you have to have a certain unknown, magical amount of non-gray people engaging with you (stars & comments) to get ungrayed. And since you generally have smart/funny/interesting things to say, I am on a one-demolitionwoman mission to get you out of the fog! Harrumph.

I will never forgive you for me not being able to unsee this.

Unrelated: why are you still in the gray?! Have my stars and comments been for naught? WHY KINJA WHYYYYY

Um. This is amazing. I don't know exactly what's happening BUT I LIKE IT.

I think if there weren't the flyaways/messiness, it would like kinda severe and harsh, tho. I'm a fan of the 'do—it looks soft and lovely.

My Google Translate says "It was a harsh way, Tai."