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Um, this would be an awesome game to play at ye olde local BDSM club.

Oh, I am SO remembering that for yummy potato soups this winter!

They may be fake, but they are deeeelicious.

Everything I hear about sunblock is that it's important to reapply every few hours, possibly more important than getting a high number. So yes, hats and maybe some long but flowy and gauzy coverups, and just keep smearing the sunblock on if you're outside.

Am I really the only one who smokes a bowl if I have trouble sleeping? Knocks me pleasantly out, with none of that horrid grogginess the morning after that comes with sleeping pills.

I really appreciate the gracefulness of slow-mo squirrel.

I got news for you, she is!

STARFISH 4 LYFE!

They really are mesmerizing, those bouncing packages...

That's what I love about that Big Freedia video. Like, sure, of course it can be sexual, but the dancers seem to be more about just having joy in moving their bodies to a beat. Fuck yeah.

Sorry, I don't understand. All I heard was "blah blah blah sluts blah blah blah."

8) Question:I'm a lesbian. I do not date men. Are you cool with meeting someone that wants to be "just friends"?

It's a great dress until you get to this part. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, RANDOM PURPLE BROCADE OR POSSIBLY APPLIQUE?

And then right after when he is so very intently sneaking up on the plant? UGGHHHHH.

I feel mightily embarrassed that I, an editor, did not know that word. I am so excited about it.

If it didn't cost 6,000 smackers, I would totally wear the shit out of that ring. What is the point of being a queer lady if I can't wear boobs on my fingers? WHAT, I ASK YOU.

That actually makes a lot of sense and now I want one.

Will you please write The Lindy West Thesaurus? I'm POSITIVE it will replace Roget's in no time.

It's more likely a sign that you have better taste in music and/or celebrities.