How much better would those Ted Baker pieces look without that weird ugly black neck band, and with an unadorned, simple boat neck instead? SO MUCH BETTER.

Yes, you may!

And yet I love American Horror Story. Probably because American Horror Story doesn't take awesome songs and turn them into bland, autotuned crap.

Not that different from all my old-school Minnesota church cookbooks, where all cake recipes start with "1 box of white cake mix" and food is Mexican if you put tortilla chips in it.

I'm biased cuz I hate the show (quick! take away my gay card!), but I'm not surprised because in general, the show's attempts to deal with "issues" has often been crass, heavy-handed, and wrong-headed.

SILVER. FOX.

I just want to have ribald bisexual adventures with him, is that so wrong?

EXACTLY!

"what's the deal with slagging off Buffy the Vampire Slayer O.G? "

Oof, I am so sorry your mom went through that.

Ahh, my first boyfriend's mother used to be an escort for PP! She was this tiny little amazing woman who would march right up to the antis and say "How many hard-to-place children have YOU adopted? None? Then SHUT UP and go home!"

I would like to be in this class to share my perspective as an adoptee. A vehemently pro-choice adoptee who is so fucking sick of adoption and adoptees' lives being used by fuckwads as a pawn in their let's-control-all-women's-bodies games. UGH.

See, we Midwesterners can be straight-up aggressive, not just passive-aggressive!

Is it just me or does Morgan sound a lot like Trump? WTF is wrong with people?

Were you a Buffy fan? If so, you may have just hated her because she was blonde-and-not-Buffy, cuz if memory serves, the network put Veronica Mars in that timeslot when Buffy ended.

I love Kristen Bell, too! She's like that popular cheerleader in high school that you don't hate because she's actually super nice and awesome.

I wish she'd do a show in space or with magic so I can finally watch one of her shows.

Yeah, I always have to stop porn before it gets to that part. Total ladyboner killer.

Cloth pads are the bomb. Less irritating than the plastic, cheaper in the long run.