Oh right. I'm a terrible pot smoker with little druggie knowledge, since I only smoke it to fall asleep or alleviate cramps. Basically however much about 5 small bowls would be. Yeah, that much.

I want mine to come with a salt lick, Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy ice cream, and an ounce of pot. Please and thank you.

OMG, it all makes sense now. JOSS WHEDON IS A DRUG DEALER!

Yep, that's her! Part of how you can tell is during the tv interview with her mom, she starts cracking faces like she did in the viral video. Total little ham. Little ham of cuteness.

It's from Look Who's Talking Now. Pretty much the only good thing to come out of that movie. It's hands-down my favorite gif of all time.

Nope, you are a smart person. $200,000 to do on film for 15 minutes what I do a couple of times a week at home? Psshh. Sign me up.

I looked up the word "bray" on Merriam Webster, to see if there were perhaps alternate meanings.

What does your friend have against crochet?

It seems like that at first look, but if you watch it carefully, it's pretty clear that she's aiming below his head, more at his shoulder. Ahhh, the wonders of stage fighting!

I have to have a gif parade about this.

I dunno, but I like your lexical ingenuity. And also your gif choices.

I'm so glad to know who to blame for some of the shitshow that is pop music these days.

Yeah, still don't get it. He looks like a damn goblin. Except even Dobby had better lips than this shmuck.

Right? What kid wouldn't love that song? I remember playing that on the jukebox at my dad's bowling alley.

I grew up watching that show.

Oh my god, yes! I wanted to be her so bad.

I loved that song, too! Still do.

It was 1983, so I have waaaaay too many glorious 80s hits to choose from. But it was probably either "New York New York" as sung by Strawberry Shortcake (no, really, I had the record), or this gem, because I was obsessed with The Go-Gos and one of my first crushes of gayness was on Jane Wiedlin.

That's a pretty low starfucker bar.